Tuesday, 25 November 2008

Better and better

Last night was a triumph and a first. A triumph because dinner was very good and a first because I had never seen Bones use a recipe before.

This morning the sun is clattering in through the window, extremely bright and warm.

This little gem appeared in my inbox this morning. I just couldnt resist posting it here.

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER.

(Actual AP headline)

Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws. While there she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in the car with the windows rolled up with her eyes closed and both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa'a eyes were now open and she looked very strange.

He asked if she was OK and Lisa said she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics who had to break into the car because it was locked and Lisa refused to take a hands from the back of her head. When they finally got in they found Lisa had a wad of dough on the back of her head. A Pilsbury biscuit canister had exploded in the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. Lisa is a blonde

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