Tuesday, 20 January 2009

BW or BS

What four word phrase could replace the following?

Our Commitment
British Waterways offers the opportunity to work for a company that is proud to manage and care for a unique public asset on behalf of the people of Britain.

We aim to have a workforce that represents Britain's diverse population and reflects the local communities in which we operate. We are committed to the principles of equal opportunity and social inclusion, and have policies and procedures to ensure continuous improvement.

We fully recognise our responsibilities under employment legislation, including those related to gender, religion, age, sexual orientation, disability and parental status.

Answer: We obey the law!

So why do they make it seem like it was their idea?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Here in the states, those 3 paragraphs read:
1. Hey we've got a cushy government job. No private sector work for us.
2.Hey any slob that'll work one of the low paying postions is good with us.
3. Hey it's the LAW! (See paragraph 2)

Disclaimer:
If I have insulted anyone, I quote John Cleese's charactor in,"A Fish Called Wanda":
" ...I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future."

Bill Rodgers, Taunton, USA

Maffi said...

Hello Bill how goes it.

Oh isn't it strange how dispite our differences we have the same a**holes as you.