Here is a challenge for all those who think I am harsh and negative in my posts.
A boat comes past, not just fast past a moored boat but exceeding the 4 mph speed limit. You know he is exceeding the limit because his girlfriend is running along the towpath trying to catch him up.
You have a few words.
He says he can't go any slower.
100 yards further on he discards her jacket into the canal.
She continues on her way and he speeds away.
Now the challenge is, you have had a hard day at work, write a blog about this