Fresh from her debut in Tooley’s boat yard that famous actress diva and all round good gal was devastated last night when at around 10.30 her beloved motorcycle caught fire whilst parked next to a blazing car in the car park at Thrupp.
Neighbours came to give their condolences (note Gilly colour co-ordinated. The red slippers were her second choice. “Blue didn’t match her silk dressing gown,” she said.)
The new mooring wardens thought the explosions were the farmer shooting rabbits so didn’t attend. This is, of course, an easy mistake for townies to make (it’s a learning process).