This must be the most expensive Mayo on the market. I have worn mayo on my head, but only fleetingly as the first bitch I married bounced it of my head and through a ‘closed’ window into the garden.
Being serious why would you put Mayo on your hair? How did that come about? Was it some sexual thing that deviated to the head? Damn it, it’s a head of hair not a chicken sandwich. The mind boggles