Thursday, 12 December 2013

Yawn!

Dear Mr Nigerian Bank Manager,

                                        if I am such an ‘Esteemed Customer’ how come you don't know my name?

Esteemed Customer Esq

                                                                        Smile

2 comments:

Wozie nb Oakfield said...

Very well put Maffi, when will they realise and give up?

Philip Chota Memsahib ll said...

My father was a tea planter in Assam from after the war till late 60s (hence the boat name)

Everyone wanted to be a supplier but the most memorable salutation was.

"My dear Sir, who so closely resembles our Dear Lord Jesus Christ"

How was that for a grovel--he did get a chance to bid as did many others---he was a Hindu!!!

What lovely weather you have had recently

P