Thursday, 12 December 2013


Dear Mr Nigerian Bank Manager,

                                        if I am such an ‘Esteemed Customer’ how come you don't know my name?

Esteemed Customer Esq



Wozie nb Oakfield said...

Very well put Maffi, when will they realise and give up?

Philip Chota Memsahib ll said...

My father was a tea planter in Assam from after the war till late 60s (hence the boat name)

Everyone wanted to be a supplier but the most memorable salutation was.

"My dear Sir, who so closely resembles our Dear Lord Jesus Christ"

How was that for a grovel--he did get a chance to bid as did many others---he was a Hindu!!!

What lovely weather you have had recently