Sorry, but I just do not believe Teresa is up to the job.
Thursday, 22 November 2018
Well what can I say? Here I am currently enjoying the varied delights of Aylesbury basin. I am moored opposite Waitrose. Reeeeesult!
I have done a few jobs that were in need of doing, tightening up the tap in the kitchen, fixing a drawer also in the kitchen. I fitted a new socket in the bedroom for the TV, although its wired the other end of the wire isn’t, I am yet to work out how to get it to the socket I will spur it off. It also has 3 USBs in it for phone charging.
Smokeless fuel is £6.95 a 10kg bag, but only £14 for three at B&Q. So that’s 30kgs, but if I go on Wednesday its OAPs discount day so another 20% off the £14 is £11.20 for the 30kgs. Bargain!
I used to live in this area some 25 years ago. I was a technical instructor at RAF Halton The Nº! School Of Technical Training, only a few miles from my current location. We went out for a drive around the old RAF camp which has now closed down, you know just for the memories. We stopped at my old house. Some 35 years ago I bought two Thunbergii conifers which at the time were grown in 1 1/2 inch pots and stood only 2 or 3 inches high. By the time I arrived at this house they were nearly 2 feet high. I planted them either side of the footpath. I knew from m last visit, before I got my boat that one had been removed because it was breaking the pavement. The survivor was now breaking the pavement and was in need of felling.
You can just make out between the front door and the gas box there is a short path. I laid that path in 1989, almost 30 year ago, using some slabs I found somewhere and some bricks out of an electric storage heater. Happy Days!
Where I say we I no longer specifically mean me and Molly. I am referring to me and Susan a lady friend of mine who travels with me on occasions.
Susan’s history is as Madame Chavagnon the wife of the greatest chef ever in Oxford, André Chavagnon. Yes I know some of you will say ah but what about Raymond Blanc, but to you I can only say who do you think taught Raymond?
André, an award winning Master Chef, 3* Michelin, ran La Sorbonne just off the High Street, Rouge Blanc Bleu in Gloucester Square and My Cuisine in the Cowley Road. He served many celebs of the day including Ted Heath the PM, Macca, Jane Asher and many more recorded in the customers comments books Susan still has. André was also a champion Boule Player and held the world title for the UK for a while. Sadly no longer with us, André died August 2017 after a 10 year struggle with dementia. Both Susan and André loved boats but never got around to buying their own. I have known them both since about 2011. Unfortunately I never got to eating at one of André’s establishments as he was already ill when I met him, but little André follows in his fathers foot steps and he is goooooooood!
Susan and I got together earlier this year. We both have a love for good food and good wine so we kinda fit!
Tuesday, 20 November 2018
There was an interesting story in the Oxford times today. The University has purchased the city’s only all female social accommodation at Farndon Court on the Woodstock Road. The current occupants of the 97 room building were given two months to find somewhere else to live in October, which makes them homeless just before Christmas.
Now students need accommodation, I don't deny that, but the University doesn’t have to use bullshit to cover up what is a most appalling situation.
A spokesperson for Oxford university said, “We have decided to buy Farndon Court in order to provide accommodation for 100 post-graduate students, which in turn will ease the burden on Oxfords rental market”.
Me, I don’t see how making 100 people (young women) homeless just before Christmas is easing the burden on the rental market.
OU seems to be riding roughshod over the city, as they always have. They have the land and money to build their own accommodation, they have enough pull to get plans accepted and not effectively steal accommodation from Oxfords ‘indigenous’ population.
Saturday, 6 October 2018
Wednesday, 19 September 2018
Saturday, 8 September 2018
Wednesday, 29 August 2018
So here I am about to feck off up the canal, when I pop into the doc with a small problem. (It took me a week to actually get an appointment). I now have to go to to the Breast cancer clinic at the Churchill.
I have been there before for my right breast, and had a biopsy, which turned out to be not a problem. However this time my left breast has pain. It does not bode well, but I am James Fucking Bond it will not win!
To anybody out there who says, but you are a man how can you have breast cancer? I will say I have MOOBS.
Saturday, 18 August 2018
It's been a week or two since I last wrote. Been a busy boy. I am sitting on a Eurostar train returning from the first proper holiday I have a in 12 years, not counting the 4,329 days I have pent pootling around the canals. Here are some of the things I have seen during my travels.
Saturday, 11 August 2018
Have you ever had a call from somebody asking if you had ever had PPI? I bet you have. And I bet you told them to feck off.
Have you ever thought of claiming PPI? Why should I you ask. Well because there is money in it! We all like money! You don’t have to let some stranger do it for you and take 33%. You can do it yourself. Just walk in to your bank and ask for a PPI reclaim form. Its that easy and you get all the money owing. Does that not make sense?
I did I got a payoff of £390. But being lazy I had to pay the agent £130 but I still got £260 I wouldn’t have otherwise received. Bugger me if a few months later I didn't receive a cheque for just over £1000 as a final offer. I kept all that.
The only problem with PPI is its not the bank that are giving you money well, not directly.
I remember when some time back £75k would earn you £500 a month in an ordinary bank savings account. £75k today earns about £25. Oh you say that’s because the interest is low! To which I would counter, Why?
Banks are having to pay back millions upon millions of pounds because they robbed you with PPI. In order to pay you back you are being robbed again with low interest rates. You can bet your sweet bippy they are not getting just £25 for £75k
OK so to get the best out of your bank it is your duty to apply for PPI. The only way you are going to get any return on your savings is to claim PPI.
Friday, 10 August 2018
Try as I might I cant seem to find the wherewithal to come here regularly to write. As much as I want to there is always something else to do.
I started this blog in 2004, that's 14 years ago. There are some blogs that have lasted longer, but not many. So what's been happening in my little life of late? Well I gave you the rundown on my health issues a while back and it seems now that I am good to go.
I met Susan and we spend a lot of time together we both like good food and good wine. We seem to spend a lot of time in restaurants. She has a small house in France and I am going to visit her there soon.
When I return I shall set off on my way oop norf! or maybe dahn sauf. Don't know yet.
Catch ya later!
Friday, 27 July 2018
Overall I am fairly blasé about speeding in relation to rocking the boat. I live on a boat and expect the boat to move. I get a bit pissed off where I currently am because my ropes are slack to make allowance for the water level which can vary a foot between early morning and mid evening. For a week I was actually stuck on the bottom so didn't move an inch after mid-day. Of course having your pins bent like this (pic) is an annoyance. This is the biggest pin Midland Chandlers sell and it was firmly in the ground right up to the ring. Oh and they do cost 15 quid! You’re right I dont have to moor here, but we have dogs and this is a shady, cool place. Pembroke from the College Cruisers stable hit me a good ‘un because he couldn’t control the boat at the speed he was doing.
Many boats seem not to know the rules. In fact they seem not to know that there actually are rules. Ask them if they have read the Boaters Handbook and they look at you like you just spoke Martian.
The rules for not speeding are not about rocking boats and bending pins, however annoying that is, its about the environment. A chap passed me a few days ago breaking wash. Half way down the side of my boat he opened up the throttle!
If I travel on my boat at 1 mph I will do a certain amount of damage to the bank, small but some (lets call it 10). If I travel at 2 mph that damage is quadrupled, 40! So thats double the speed = 4 times the damage or wear. If I travel at 4 mph that 40 is quadrupled again, 160. Now assuming there is no breaking wash, that is a lot of damage. If there is breaking wash (and you don’t have to be doing over 4 mph for that to happen) then the damage is totally unacceptable. Few boaters know this, but it is a standard in engineering. Yes I know you are only washing a very small amount of the bank away, barely colouring the water sometimes but the next thousand boats past will do the same or worse.
Breaking wash can appear when you least expect it. The width of the canal does vary and what is a good speed for this one hundred yards is not necessarily a good speed for the next hundred yards.
Your hull can determine at what speed your wash will break, that you cant change. Also the width of the canal and the depth of the water. On a narrow canal your wash doesn't have enough time to lose its energy before reaching the bank, whereas on a wide canal it does. There are variations, a shallow wide canal as opposed to a deep narrow canal and all points in between.
Breaking wash most often appears where the water is the shallowest, on the off side where there is a slope up to the bank. So not only does normal speed damage the bank, slower speed can when the water is shallow. If you don’t want to break wash, and that is a rule, we should all be spending time looking behind us to see what is happening. It doesn’t happen in front. We should all monitor how our boat is performing in the water.
Something else that also affects affects the wash is this stupid habit people have of traveling with their fenders down and dragging in the water. Side fenders more properly known as ‘mooring fenders’ are for mooring. Almost every boat has a rubbing strake, that’s the ‘D’ section steel strip that runs down the side of your hull, most often end to end. Its job is to protect the boat from scraping along the sides of locks etc, whereas a mooring fender is to cushion your hull from the piling/bank/etc when moored up. In fact mooring fenders are the most common cause of temporary lock stoppages. They break off in the locks and migrate to behind the bottom gate preventing it opening, or behind the sill preventing the gate closing. Come guys it is not rocket science! I know it wont have any effect on you but I laugh at idiots that think traveling with fenders down is the thing to do. It is a far greater offence than hanging your stern rope over the tiller. I don’t want any responses about this, the rubbing strake is sacrificial just like anodes.
Now then all that aside there is another factor we as boaters should be considering. The Wildlife! So often boaters don’t think about that little bundle o’ fluff sitting in the water three or four boat lengths in front (more often than not they cant even see them), or what is under the boat trying its hardest to get away from their propeller. Believing they can all get away is at best out right stupidity. This year especially I am sick of seeing little floating corpses caused by inconsiderate tiller jockeys.
4 mph is not a target, it is a maximum, but you should always take conditions into account, moored boats, wildlife, width, depth at this time of the year when you can see water has fallen below the level of the underlying silt.
Saturday, 21 July 2018
It is not often we get to see our wildlife really close up. Yes we often see birds, butterflies, maybe a fox, and if we are lucky a Kingfisher, but they are not just an arms length away. They are totally out of reach often needing a pair of bins to see them, but sometimes we get lucky. Circumstances conspire to give us a surprise and allow us to come into contact really close up.
This happened to me, I think last August, when I was moored on the weir stream at the back of Sunbury lock. I had been moored up only a few hours when a row boat came along side. I said, “Don’t worry about the weir just keep going”. They said, “We are waiting for the heron to move, it might be in trouble”.
I saw something in the water so I took my net and went to investigate. I was fortunate that I could reach the heron from the bank. It was a juvenile and probably landed in the water thinking it was shallow. When I arrived I thought it was dead. Indeed it was lifeless when I took it from the water. I took it back to my boat and wrapped it in a towel, trying to dry it out and keep it warm. I laid it on the sliding hatch and we had an engagement for nearly an hour before it started to perk up.
I sat there watching that very pointy beak and decided to put my glasses on (just in case). Slowly it came round and as I suspected tried to take an eye out. Good thinking on my part. Long story short it came to life and I set it down on the ground where it proceeded to have a go at Molly’s nose. It stood near the boat and bit by bit moved away and eventually pissed off.
I had spent an hour in the presence of this beautiful, almost prehistoric creature. My life would be forever changed.
Well here I am sitting in my office. I have managed to download LiveWriter and with a bit of luck I can up load some pictures from my trip on the Thames last year. I will be off to a friends house in France in a few weeks but I should be able to get a few posts up. Watch this space!
Thursday, 19 July 2018
Yes I know there are alternatives, but unless you want to put your hand in your pocket I think you should shut up. There are rules! The one that applies here is 8-8. It is not anti-social to run an engine for hot water, for battery charging, for washing clothes etc.
It is anti-social to complain like a whinging toddler. If you don’t like it, it is not because I am anti-social, it’s because you are a twat! If you and your wife feel the need to insult people while you are out on your yearly two week jolly don’t do it with me. More importantly do not threaten me, it will not end well for you.
You might ENDEAVOUR to think before you go mouthing off to other people.
Monday, 4 June 2018
I received the above text on my blog management page. I do not get it I VOTED OUT I will no longer submit to the whims of a bunch of self seeking bastards in a foreign country. The BILL OF RIGHTS says in plain English I do not have to submit to any laws made after our government has surrendered our sovereignty to a foreign power. Nuff Sed!
I have been here, in the Oxford/Thrupp area, for some months. A minor problem I had with my ticker at the end of last year resulted in several visits to the JR hospital until I got the all clear.
Since Last august I have been having trouble with my heel. this emanated with a spur right at the point where the tendons atached to the bone. If you have ever had this you will know it feels like walking on a drawing pin. If you have never had it just hope you never do. I was refered to the hospital on January 12 it is now June and I am still waiting.
Then following a family phone call I made contact with a table and seriously injured my Ulna collateral ligament in my thumb that took 8 weeks to heal sufficently to be able to move my boat.
Up to this point I had been moving sowly up and down between Oxford and Thrupp to comply with the CC rules so I could attend doctors and hospitals. Then being properly 'single handed' I was unable to move the boat at all. My friend helped me to a mooring where I could easily get on and off the boat and we spoke to CRT who in there best charitable voice told me to stay. When I was able to move I travelled slowly up to Thrupp.
So this week, Thursday, I set up to leave Thrupp all I need was a quick check up at my Doctors for a shortness of breath problem I had been having. Doctor wasnt happy and by 12 o'clock I was in the JR having more tests in 5 hours than I had had in the last 50 years. I was given the all clear by the time I left the JR at 5 pm. As you can imagine this curtailed my leaving on Thursday. I finally got away on Saturday.
Being the kind chap I am I stopped to tie up a boat that had the pins pulled. Whilst getting ropes out of the water my wallet fell in. I made a grab for it and managed to catch it befor it sank beneath the water, but in doing that my phone fell out of my pocket and sank. I was so pissed off it was the third phone I had had since October (broken glass).
I spent a night at the Quarry with friends and moved Sunday.
I am now at Lower Heyford for a few days before further travels to northern climes or maybe southern climes who knows, I will keep you up dated.