Monday, 4 June 2018

I voted out

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I received the above text on my blog management page. I do not get it I VOTED OUT I will no longer submit to the whims of a bunch of self seeking bastards in a foreign country. The BILL OF RIGHTS says in plain English I do not have to submit to any laws made after our government has surrendered our sovereignty to a foreign power. Nuff Sed!

So far this year.

Well lookee here. The Old Maffster is writing again. There was a time when I would not go to bed unless I had written something. These days I write little having no inspiration.

I have been here, in the Oxford/Thrupp area, for some months. A minor problem I had with my ticker at the end of last year resulted in several visits to the JR hospital until I got the all clear.

Since Last august I have been having trouble with my heel. this emanated with a spur right at the point where the tendons atached to the bone. If you have ever had this you will know it feels like walking on a drawing pin. If you have never had it just hope you never do. I was refered to the hospital on January 12 it is now June and I am still waiting.

Then following a family phone call I made contact with a table and seriously injured my Ulna collateral ligament in my thumb that took 8 weeks to heal sufficently to be able to move my boat.

Up to this point I had been moving sowly up and down between Oxford and Thrupp to comply with the CC rules so I could attend doctors and hospitals. Then being properly 'single handed' I was unable to move the boat at all. My friend helped me to a mooring where I could easily get on and off the boat and we spoke to CRT who in there best charitable voice told me to stay. When I was able to move I travelled slowly up to Thrupp.

So this week, Thursday, I set up to leave Thrupp all I need was a quick check up at my Doctors for a shortness of breath problem I had been having. Doctor wasnt happy and by 12 o'clock I was in the JR having more tests in 5 hours than I had had in the last 50 years. I was given the all clear by the time I left the JR at 5 pm. As you can imagine this curtailed my leaving on Thursday. I finally got away on Saturday.

Being the kind chap I am I stopped to tie up a boat that had the pins pulled. Whilst getting ropes out of the water my wallet fell in. I made a grab for it and managed to catch it befor it sank beneath the water, but in doing that my phone fell out of my pocket and sank. I was so pissed off it was the third phone I had had since October (broken glass).

I spent a night at the Quarry with friends and moved Sunday.

I am now at Lower Heyford for a few days before further travels to northern climes or maybe southern climes who knows, I will keep you up dated.

Monday, 16 April 2018

Sunday, 19 November 2017

More pics

Happenings on The Oxford Canal

Last month I headed in to Oxford. I arrived at Hythe Bridge late Friday from Isis Lock the depth of the canal is variable but most of the way I was churning up silt. This is the norm here but I only have a 2 foot draught. The good thing about mooring at Hythe Bridge is the water on the mooring is so shallow if you should be unfortunate enough to sink you will barely get your feet wet. There are many things CRT could be doing on the Oxford dredging being one of them. What they don’t need to be doing is spending good money on inviting people, who’s financial input to the system is minimal, to come and visit the 'hidden treasures' of canal, especially not the bit right in the middle of the city.

At four on Friday workmen arrived. Apparently, so I heard latter, they were supposed to arrive at 11. They set up shop on the foot path to finish a structure that was supposed to invite 'civilians' to explore the towpath/canal. The structure was part built in a workshop somewhere and final assembly/erection was done on site, on the public path. So what did they build? A 10 foot high wooden arch. Oh it was a nice arch if you stood back a bit, but not the best arch. A proscenium arch of box construction with overlays of layered ply and illuminated lettering across the top section powered by solar panels.

Yes it is very nice but there were/are problems. The biggest problem I saw during construction. Nowhere did I see any signs denoting that this was a construction site. Nothing to warn that some fairly dangerous work was going on. Much of the 'finishing work was being done with a nail gun and workers were climbing step ladders around the structure which as I said was on the pathway. Some finishing painting was also being done. I spoke to the foreman about the lack of H&S warnings signs and he told me that CRT had authorised their risk assessment. Now I spent my last couple of years in the RAF as an H&S assessor, I don’t know who authorised this work, but personally, I would fire him.

The Hidden Treasures that people were being invited to visit can look very nice, but currently it is overgrown and untidy. So really nothing exciting to see. The arch entices people to 'explore' and when they get there it is just another dirty old muddy ditch edged with a number of boats some of which float only by the grace of God and haven’t seen a paintbrush or soapy water for a good many years. On the Saturday I saw many people come through the arch on to the towpath and most of them barely walked 50 yards. As you get to the overspill at the end it stinks like a sewer. Come on CRT all the flash signs in the world are wasted if the 'prize’ stinks like the last visit to the dunny!

Added to this, the towpath between the end of the canal and Isis lock is to all intents and purposes a no cycling path. A sign at each end politely asks people to 'dismount past the residential boats'. There have been a number of pedestrians hit on this path by cyclists, me included, which is the reason for the signs, but even the 'residents' ignore the signs claiming that CRT cannot enforce the signs. I contacted CRT last year and asked about the validity of the signs and they said they were valid, but they couldn’t police it. What is needed is proper NO CYCLING signs (red bordered discs white background diagonal red stripe through a cycle graphic). I offered to pay for them, but have, so far, not received a reply or a bill. I am sure the cost of proper signs would have been less than the bespoke signs CRT put up.

So back to the arch how much do you think this arch cost? Well I guessed at £5,000 but the foreman said "One less". So thats £4,000! It will only be on site for one month and then moved to somewhere else (at what cost?) And how many gateways are there that are the same width as the Hythe Bridge Gateway?

This is destined to be yet another waste of money like the £23,000 spent on bunting and balloons for the Grand Opening in 2011! If you are going to advertise the Treasures of the canal you need to send in the Landscapers first, Oh no! That will be another £4,000! I despair!!!!!!

Wednesday, 13 September 2017

It been that long!

My oh my! It has been months since I posted on my blog. I am on the Thames having such a great summer that I don't have time to blog, even though I have appeared in one or three other blogs. I will be leaving the river soon and normal service will be resumed.

Thursday, 22 June 2017


…..if  you moor at Aristotle Lane on the South Oxford canal there are those, who live in brick, who think that boaters are the bottom of the pile. They take photos and record mooring times complain to the council about  a puff of smoke from your chimney. They worry about the ‘pollution’ affecting their children’s health.

I moored at Aristotle Lane twice in the last few weeks (27/05 and 07/06). On two days I didn’t light my fire. I don’t think I lit the fire on other days until the evening (I might be wrong). However, Whilst I was there I did notice that ‘children’ were smoking dope in the park. I would think this is much more serious than me lighting my fire!

The canal is not going away. Move the park!

Saturday, 20 May 2017


After reading this article in the Mail Online about Bridget Bardot I made an entry in the comments page, “So lets see if I understand this a French woman get vilified in the courts for telling the truth.” or words to that effect.

Two people who read my comment ‘liked’ it (see below).


I clicked on the link again to see if there were any other comments in the pipeline. I was confronted by this (see below) on the comments page. I don’t mind that they are no longer taking comments, but I do mind that they deleted the two comments that were there.

It irks all the more because the Mail is not conversant with the TRUTH!

Friday, 19 May 2017

Great Oaks from little acorns grow

Well not exactly a great oak but from one small seed this one trunk grew to support…..


…..this splendid creeper.


Now that is impressive, but this is moreso.


Thursday, 18 May 2017

Traffic Lights

Five heads of traffic lights all covered. I’ll bet the the cyclists are pissed off.


Wednesday, 17 May 2017


Several times over the last couple of years I have complained to the council about the rubbish bins at Hythe Bridge and the rats in the garden behind. Finally the garden has gone and the rubbish disposal has been rebuilt. Well done OCC.

Unfortunately only the residential boaters have keys. So now with the locked elsan disposal point the only people who can use the facilities are the 13 boats that are residential and those who live on the mill stream. The Mill stream dwellers are privy to keys for the elsan, probably the rubbish point too. Whilst this might not seem fair, at least the Mill Stream dwellers are not tempted to dump shit in the stream.


Monday, 15 May 2017