Monday, 7 July 2008

Miss Vanity has a public

Tea this afternoon was very nice as it always is. Just as we were finishing nb Guinevere passed and we heard the occupants say, "I wonder if that boat belongs to Mortimer Bones who writes for Canal Boat", at which point Miss Vanity stepped out onto the front deck.

They were surprised to see her in the flesh and shouted the question back to us. "Yes," she says, "where are you heading".

"Warwick", they say.

A short while later while taking the remains of a dead Mrs Donald to the skip I said to the chap, who was at this time watering his boat,"You have made her day"

He said, "She made my wifes day she is on the phone to her sister telling her they spoke".

She was there for half an hour!

1 comment:

MortimerBones said...

little miss vanity to you!