There are some things you just don’t do especially when out in a canoe. One of those things is :-you do not put a canoe through a lock and waste 27,000 litres of water. Another thing you don’t do is take it back up the lock and waste another 27,000 litres of water. But if you are this pair of brain dead wombats that is exactly what you do because your mother failed to put you down at birth. Mr Bottle assures me they did it at Kidlington Green as well.