I watched this dog have a dump. Clear as day. I throttled back and asked the old biddy if she would like a bag to clear it up.
“What?” she said.
I repeated my offer and she said, “He only had a wee.”
“No mam,” says I, “I definitely saw lumpy stuff coming out of his bum.”
“Oh no,” she says, “he was peeing.”
“Madam you are required to clean it up.”
She ignored me. I am not surprised. Obviously an ignorant old biddy.