I watched this dog have a dump. Clear as day. I throttled back and asked the old biddy if she would like a bag to clear it up.
“What?” she said.
I repeated my offer and she said, “He only had a wee.”
“No mam,” says I, “I definitely saw lumpy stuff coming out of his bum.”
“Oh no,” she says, “he was peeing.”
“Madam you are required to clean it up.”
She ignored me. I am not surprised. Obviously an ignorant old biddy.
This took place in Nuneaton just a few hundred yards north of the Boatyard.
2 comments:
We had the same problem with an lady at Froghall, but we did manage to get her to remove it. Unlike the man who watched his dog do-the-doo walking towards us. We had a long 'discussion' and it turns out he only picks it up on pavements. We couldn't persuade him remove it and he walked on.
H'mmm! I have seen similar experiences on the GU. I'm just waiting for the opportunity of a refusal to pick up the solids from an owner's dog and I'll do it for him.
However I will continue to clean my hands on his outerwear - much better than walking it indoors on my boat -
I can always wash my hands afterwards, of I don;gt have one of my doggie bags (Or should I say nappy bags?)
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