Tuesday, 31 December 2013

Happy new year


Doncha love these bastards!




Well . . . .

. . . . I can read it but I don't understand a word of it!
You will notice there is no solution, no option to fix, no promise to look for a solution. The new Windows 8 is a disgrace. The only connection the customer has with the process is paying the bill.
I no longer believe the crap Microsoft spew out every time they roll out a new version. They always say it is easier for people who are new to computing. Bollox! What about the millions of users who put in the time to learn the system they have.
Half of what I will do with this machine now requires me to be on line. Why? I don’t want my calendar on line, I don’t want my writing on line, my boating log etc. etc. My computer my info. I shouldn't have to go on line to use 'my' computer. Microsoft is far too powerful for a private company.

Friday, 27 December 2013

Sunday, 22 December 2013

Monday, 16 December 2013


I wonder if you remember nb Brasenose in the summer of 2012, with the bent tiller and the threatening ‘holiday slobs’? A lot of people have been looking at that post this last few days. I wonder why?

Sunday, 15 December 2013


Bookends she said, so bookends I made. A few plumbing fittings and some doweling, piece of cake


Mooring in the dark

This is my stern deck and what you see on the  doormat is why you shouldn’t moor up in the dark. Bloody f***in’ dog owners


Saturday, 14 December 2013


Having amassed a large number of books on the boat, and all on shelves on the heavy side of the boat, I decided it was time to put in some bookshelves on the light side of the boat and correct my trim problems. I could have changed them in the front room and put them on the port side, but the front end of my boat seems to be lower than it should be so putting the shelves on the port side in the bedroom seemed the logical place. This of course gives me more room in the saloon making it easier to clean.DSCF9895I was only ever going to get two rows of books in due to the fin-rad I have on the floor. To get the most storage I went for the longest shelves I could. I wanted chunky shelves so I used decking boards, which I managed to get for £15. A bit of cutting to allow the uprights to be shaped around the fin-rad and a few halving joints and I have bookshelf for most of my books. Which has balanced up the boat considerably.

DSCF9901There is still ample room to walk through the bedroom and of course you get to pick up a book on the way through to sit on the Dunny!

I still have books in cupboards elsewhere but this was a big ballast move and gives the lie to the adage you will never use that space.


I took this picture this morning at Hawksbury opposite the marina.
I blame the government education policy.


This is Syria! What has the president achieved. What kind of man destroys peoples homes like this. There can never be a valid reason for this vandalism.BbNruhaCMAAhF8d

Friday, 13 December 2013

Longford flytippers

Well I left Coventry today after I spoke to a reporter in the Coventry Telegraph, about the garbage dumped at Longford Bridge.

I told him I was going to go and pick it up and he said he would have a photographer there to record the event. Well when I was nearly there I met up with the community boat nb Fazely which is a powered skip. They had been to Longford already and cleaned up.  In yesterdays picture you can see an envelope on that envelope was the address of a shop just along the road.

On arrival at Longford I stopped a) because the the photographer was coming and b) I had a prop full of plastic bags. Well I tied up to the hand rail that I mentioned yesterday and as I got back on the boat a young man with a black bin liner walked past me and went behind the bush by the bridge. He was there for about 45 seconds. When he appeared from behind the bush he was minus the black plastic bin liner. but carrying a smaller carrier bag. So I asked, “Why did you do that?” He, of course, did not answer and walked off. This is what he left.DSCF9902

Now I know he left this because this was the view I had as I came through the bridge before I saw him with the bag. Centre right of the picture are some onion skins. He dumped his rubbish on top.

DSCF9904Well I was pissed at this, but before I asked him the question I did manage to take his photograph. I went to pick up his rubbish and in his rubbish bag was his address. This man is banged to rights. He has been reported to the council who say with a picture and an address they will prosecute. Score one brownie point!

Burnt out car!

Last Friday a car caught fire at Hawkesbury Junction. Near the toilets it was. Someone came and took away the shell leaving the debris. I didn’t get there till Monday. Well among the debris was a quantity logs, a bit charred, but useable. So I had them away, two bin liners full.
But there was a load of other charred stuff there, mostly bits of car, amazing how much plastic there is! Well I dragged out a dumpster and fetched my broom and shovel. In ten minutes it was gone.
The CRT chap that was there was over the moon that someone would get down to shifting it as he had asked a couple of times for the office to get the contractors down there. Well it didn't take long and was well worth doing if only in return for the firewood. I’m not that stupid ya know.
Rolling on the floor laughing

Thursday, 12 December 2013


Tuesday I came down the canal from Hawkesbury under the motorway along to the way to Longford where the canal widens and takes a sharp right hand bend under the bridge. The bridge is now famous, or is that infamous. It seems to be the place that has been deemed the local land fill centre. Tuesday I passed through there and removed two bags of rubbish form the towpath right by the bridge. There was a third bag full of rubbish closer to the wall that I decided I would pick up on my way back because I wanted to get to the basin at Coventry before it got dark.

Today at 12:00 Michael Knowles took this picture of the same spot. There must be about six bags of rubbish there now. The photographer is standing just about under the bridge on the tow path. Behind that wall are houses. The question to ask is WHY?

Well we know some scumbags seem not to understand that we have a system here and it works quite well. The trouble is that the rules about how much you can put in your bin and what you can put in your bin are draconian. The council make unnecessary demands on people and they in turn dump their excess rubbish on the towpath rather than upset  the fascists at the council.

I will be going that way tomorrow and will clear that mess up but in the process I will be looking for evidence of who did it. I shall report them to the council.

Now two weeks ago, if you look in the second picture, I removed a bag of rubbish from up the way there by that safety rail. By the look of the contents it had been there some considerable time. This area has a problem with fly tipping and Coventry Council need to deal with it  and  deal hard.

This is just beyond a joke.





Dear Mr Nigerian Bank Manager,

                                        if I am such an ‘Esteemed Customer’ how come you don't know my name?

Esteemed Customer Esq


Wednesday, 11 December 2013

Sweating the Metal

I have just read this incredible story. What ever you think about the war in Afghanistan this book will hold you spellbound. It is a story of the unbelievable bravery and incredible courage of the Royal Air Force Chinook pilots who put the needs of the wounded soldiers on the ground before their own safety.

If you don’t cringe when Frenchie’s ship takes an RPG through the rear rotor pylon or duck when he takes a bullet to the head but still carries on to bring his missions to a safe conclusion, then you are beyond redemption.

The unbelievable valour displayed in this book is what made Britain Great.


Flight Lieutenant Alex ‘Frenchie’ Duncan DFC AFC is a modern day Great Briton! He doesn’t ride a bicycle so I don’t suppose he will get a Knighthood, but it would be so richly deserved.

Sunday, 8 December 2013

Thirty-Three years

It has been thirty-three years since Mark Chapman shot and killed John Lennon. And in that thirty-three years over one million people have been shot in America!
Of course every American still has the legal right to own a gun, even the loonies!
The Wind That Never Dies
                                                                               (Ode to John Lennon)
In the austere silence of my early days of life,
There came a wind of change into the world.
A young man, an angry man, with oh so much to say.
Time would tell and he would have his way.

The songs came and very soon every one had heard,
The message and absurdity he penned in every word.
And it was the breeze of peace, that was this mans intent.
The life that was within him would oh so soon be spent.

Singing songs of tomorrow for peace through all of time.
The lives he touched were everyone’s not just yours and mine.
An anchor for the youth of nineteen sixty-three.
The words he wrote were beautiful, so beautiful to me.

Oh, John I am so sad you died before your time.
We’ll never know the heights to which you would’ve climbed.
And Yoko said, “There is a wind, a wind that never dies.”
So now I feel your spirit around me in the skies.

You didn’t want to be a soldier,
so sad that you should die.
I heard the news that day,
The tears fell from my eyes.
SJR 1995

I found these on the net.

I felt sure Bones would like them.



Saturday, 7 December 2013


In the Co-op yesterday I bought Chicken for my dinner. I don’t think maths is their best subject. This is one of the few times when I get food cheaper than others.

Richard Parry

Atherstone top lock was open to the public today so I went along to see what was going on. The lock itself was drained purely to let the public in to look around. While it is drained some pointing will be done, but there is nothing dramatic to be done unlike further down the flight.

In the top lock there was some rubbish, which is only to be expected. But three, yes 3, sets of bathroom scales? There were no shopping trolleys, that surprised me. Walking back up the flight I saw a familiar face, that of Richard Parry. His wife and daughter were also on the towpath. I quite liked Richard, but I just wish he didn’t remind me so much of David Cameron.

While the flight is de-watered the local volunteers, some from as far away as Fradley Junction, have taken to painting all the things that need painting.

Friday, 6 December 2013

Stop thief!!!

Today before the wind got up I took all the light stuff off the roof and stored it in a corner suitably weighted down to stop it ending up in the canal. About an hour later I looked out and it had all gone! WTF!!!

I walked along the towpath and saw some volunteers standing around some piles of rubbish. I went over the bridge and asked if I could have my stuff back. Of all the nerve! They chose today to clean up the towpath.

And they didn't offer to bring it back.

Thursday, 5 December 2013

Leaving the tip. (Nuneaton)

Well I left Nuneaton this morning. My cherished memory will be the chap from Star Line who disposed of a 10 litre container of used engine oil I found floating in the canal no questions asked. My un-cherished memory will be the sight of disposable nappies floating in the canal.

Before I set off I went into town to post some stuff and when I returned I collected another 2 bags of rubbish. I collected more on the way and by the time I got to the disposal station at Atherstone top lock I filled one dumpster. 12 bags of rubbish (wheelie bin bags), one flat wheel barrow, one broken deckchair, half a clothes airer. This of course doesn’t include the bits of wood I rescued for the fire

On the top of my boat I left 4 bags of aluminium cans (the have a trade in value, nearly £2 per kilo. I have about £50 quid on the roof.

I am amazed by the response of people who compliment me and say its a never ending job. So I suggest they could help. Not our job they say. Then they get all sheepish when I tell them I am on holiday from Oxford.


Wednesday, 4 December 2013

The Coventry Canal. . . .

. . . . is to use the terms of the Maffster ‘Full of Shit’. There are hundreds of plastic bags nay thousands of plastic bags in the water. Same on the bankside. There are chairs settees bins and all manner of stuff just dumped in the canal. Tins and bottles abound floating along the edge and great lumps of wood, today I found a table floating.

With all this detritus in and around the water it is inevitable that some will get caught around the propeller. It can take a few minutes to remove or a couple of hours depending on what you catch. What ever it is and how ever long it takes to remove take the time to bag it up and keep it until you get to a waste disposal facility.

Tossing prop foul on the tow path is not a very satisfactory solution to your anger, it will end up back in the water. Yes I know its not yours, but its not mine either. I don’t think you can justify tossing it aside and not taking it away

This is the last lot I got.


Now I don’t want it and I know neither do you so bagging it for later is a sensible solution. No proper boater ever leaves it on the towpath.

This pile was taken from Kidlington green Lock side. There is a lot of crap there. The bit at the bottom is a child's toy suitcase there is some netting, plastic bags, ropes etc. What moron left it by the waterside?



Tuesday, 3 December 2013


I know I said Long Itchingdon is a dog dirty place and last week I sent a certificate to Ansty Parish council but Nuneaton has to be the worst place ever. There is Dog doo doo every where too much to count and there is an abundance of rubbish.

I thought it was a bit much when I saw soiled nappies floating in the canal (Ewugh) but when I saw them on the grassed areas around the flats WELL! I was disgusted. Do people really deserve to have nice places to live.

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Monday, 2 December 2013


So here I am on my journey around the canals. Where I go is determined by how I feel when I get up in the morning. I might go a couple of miles, I might go twenty. I might not go at all. A number of things guide me. Food (do I need to get any) and weather (is it good or awful). I tend not to worry about the stoppages. Last year I was only stopped once for one day in 500 miles, and I planned that anyway. If I should arrive at a stoppage I make a decision to stay or turn around. If I see an area that looks abused and litter strewn I may stop, I may not. I am in no hurry and I have nowhere to be. I am very lucky!

I tend to use Nicholson's maps but do use others. These days there are a plethora of web sites and apps with which you can plan your journey down to the last blade of grass. Once you have done the planning you might like to look up the places you will be visiting. By the time you get to set off on your journey you will know exactly who, what, when, where, why! You might as well stay tied up, because there will be few if any surprises. Its the surprises that making boating really fun.

The thing I like about my way of life is the surprise. Arriving somewhere I have never been before and seeing it. Or revisiting a place and meeting the people I met there before. Exploring all the details, not just looking for things I have seen in a picture.  I don’t like turning up and finding a favourite mooring spot has been taken over by a hire company, but that’s life. I could never  have it planned down to the last blade of grass a some do. All that seems to take away from the relaxing time we are supposed to be having.

Yes I know people often have a limited time for their boat trips, but I wonder if going further doesn't force them to go faster which of course isn't relaxing and just pisses other boaters off.

I have often heard “but I’ve got to be in……by….” . This tells me that planning is not a strong point. When you have a plan it has to be achievable and you have to keep with it. Idling at a pub for an unplanned lunch means the time has to be made up. If you have planned your trip based on 4 miles an hour you will be behind by lunchtime on the first day and will have to break the speed limit to get to your first night stop before night fall. Personally I don’t care if you have got it wrong and are behind time, that’s your problem, it is no reason to break the rules and upset others. There is no excuse for that. Surely it is better to  to travel a shorter distance and take things easy than go rushing about like a banshee and arriving at the end of your holiday needing another holiday to recover?



Oh dear another trip down the weed hatch. It’s getting boring now.

Sunday, 1 December 2013

Dear oh dear!

Last month when I came through Berkhamstead I encountered this pole attached to the hand rail of the safety ladder at the Rising Sun Lock.
At the time I phoned CRT and complained that the pole was a hazard. I was promised it would be removed soonest. I was talking to a local lad yesterday and it transpires that it is still there over a month later, but now sports Christmas lights.I AM NOT F***ING AMUSED JEFF! I fired off an email to the regional manager.

Saturday, 30 November 2013

Coventry Canal Wednesday

Turning on to the Coventry Canal I watered up, emptied some rubbish and proceeded to Coventry. At the second bridge I stopped to pick up a near new pushchair that had been dumped. One of the tyres had come off. It was still attached. Wasteful!!!

Of course this turned out to be a big mistake because I ended up with a prop full of all the goodies this Canal has to offer. 

Another half hour wasted! Yes I did put it in a bag and put it in the bin. There’s more.


Two more bridges and I found a shopping trolley in the water. I pulled over to get it out. Talking to a local it transpired that it has stood by the water for two days before someone pushed it in. I asked where it had come from and was pointed to TESCO down the canal a bit. So I arrive at TESCO and whilst mooring I see another trolley in the water so I drag this one out too.

Getting a bit monotonous this.

I was amazed to see the same piece of laminated A4 paper sign on the ‘New Foot Bridge’. Now that CRT has an income off the basin in the rent from Valley Cruisers maybe they can afford a proper sign.


Friday, 29 November 2013


Heading towards Ansty on Tuesday this scene on the M6 motorway was visible from a long way off.  Zoom on Phone-cam not so good. Within seconds of the fire service arriving the fire was out


Thursday, 28 November 2013


What a shit day today (Wednesday) I was moored up at the top end of Ansty near the Club House. I walked Molly this morning before setting off. Along the  towpath I counted over 60 piles of doggie doo. There were some 15 bags in close proximity to the water tap though most piles were not bagged. Given that Ansty is a stand alone village it is the village dog owners that seem to be the problem.

Ansty is a good contender for the this winters

Crappiest Place  on the Canal Award

The first year I came here I removed several bin liners of doggie doo from around what appeared to be their only dog bin, by bridge 15. Don't look for it because it is no longer there, the bridge nor the bin.

I am going to write to the parish council and make a big complaint.

I shall insert this certificateCERT


Happy Birthday
Mortimer Bones
Sorry I am not there. XXXXXXX

Barby Straight

This is the fifth cassette I have found in three winters. This one is actually full. I left it there and reported it to the CRT. If you are passing Bridge 77a on the north Oxford let me know if it has gone it is on the off side south of the bridge.


Wednesday, 27 November 2013

Coventry Basin

We have CRT rolling out new mooring restrictions because there are not enough moorings and now they are giving away what few good moorings there are.

Valley Cruisers have moved six boats into the basin at Coventry. On the quiet side of the basin and the visitor moorings have now moved across the other side under the flats.

CRT didn’t think to dredge the basin just changed the signage and took the rent. No consultation, nothing!

Typical charity take, take, take. Bastards!!!

This is just so funny


Friday, 22 November 2013

And for my next trick

One of the numerous things my boat builder did I didn't like was to put my circuit breaker panel on one of the doors going down the steps so I either switched everything off going down) or on (going up). I moved the panel some years ago around to the side of the cupboard and left my self with a hole in the door which I tided up with a bit of frame and a piece of ply. Today the time came to improve that which I had done and make a small cupboard in the door to keep maps in.

I went off to Wickes in Rugby and bought some 6x1 par, a length of 1/2” par and the necessary screws. I took the boat down to Newbold and set to making the cupboard. I suppose it took about an hour or so.

I re-hung the door with longer screws in the hinges to take the extra weight and now I have the planned cupboard. It will have a door but I need to think about it, I have a piece of wood to use. For the time being the cupboard is fine. I shall fix a small rail across the opening  to stop the maps falling out.


This is the installed position of the cupboard. You can see the earlier re-positioned circuit breaker on the left of the picture.


And behind the door.


Looking at the top picture now reminds me I’ve been meaning to put a light under the steps to illuminate the engine bay (it was in the plans). Does anyone have a spare light? This could be an ideal opportunity to install another fuse block which I have had in my possession for sometime, Dr Bones!