Saturday, 16 August 2014

Conversation with a hire boater

From my side hatch I said, “You are coming up to a tight right hander under a lift bridge”.

“I know”.

“Then why are you going so fecking fast?”

I sat back and listened for the impending crash. It came!

I swear one day a narrowboat will land in Annie’s courtyard along with a couple of million gallons of canal water.

1 comment:

Wozie said...

You tell 'em Maffi, we also tell them, but will any of them remember our advice?